You are taking a cup out of the microwave and you know the handle is going to be very hot. You have no potholders, papertowels or any other implements besides a sink with hot and cold water taps. You need to carry this cup to your cubicle without setting it down. Do you
a) Wet your hands in cold…
"in american culture it’s not very customary for women to cook as much"
that has to be one of the stranger things lady gaga has said
If I was a female, this post would just be the best.
I can’t breathe
I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha
I still can’t get over this.
So accurate its unbelievable
I will reblog this every time I have my period
We already lived in two different millenniums
We already lived in two different ages
We already lived in 3 different decades
We already passed through: 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11
And we passed through: 12/12/12
We watched the “End of the World”
And all that before turning 18!
you made my life sound so exciting
And we spent most of it on the internet
Ok guys I’m redoing this I can’t do 15000 people’s random fact I apologize. A left my phone off for an hour and it had gone up 400 notes there is no way I could keep up so I’m only doing the first 128 reblogs this time
REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack
I did it in the first try.
OH MY GOD.
MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.
But the lack of notes truly worries me
My mouse accidently slid off of the button and I was like, “dkfsafsa”
*frantically slams button*
that’s like 93,889 too many
what is wrong with you people
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.
"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"
I see absolutely no downside to this.