Interview test question: How to grab the handle of a cup?

brainiest:

You are taking a cup out of the microwave and you know the handle is going to be very hot. You have no potholders, papertowels or any other implements besides a sink with hot and cold water taps. You need to carry this cup to your cubicle without setting it down. Do you

a) Wet your hands in cold…

soyrwoo:

"in american culture it’s not very customary for women to cook as much"

that has to be one of the stranger things lady gaga has said

smallcitysecrets:

pizza-party-in-the-tardis:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

smallcitysecrets:

I simultaneously feel like I’m a toddler and a thousand years old.

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I can’t believe this happened to me.

bongbonger:

marauders4evr:

Can we just agree that this is one of the biggest plot-twists of all time?

deus ex hoffina

angrynerdyblogger:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

(Source: call-me-boxcar)

westcoastwu:

reblog if you from new zealand

pale-0rgasm:

queenofpale:

chiariphernelia:

shadowsandregretsss:

cinnamonandsex:

reservationsatdorsiaxo:

desperatemonkeys:

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

I still can’t get over this.
So accurate its unbelievable 

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAH. 

I will reblog this every time I have my period

omg ahahaha.


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pale-0rgasm:

queenofpale:

chiariphernelia:

shadowsandregretsss:

cinnamonandsex:

reservationsatdorsiaxo:

desperatemonkeys:

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

I still can’t get over this.

So accurate its unbelievable 

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAH. 

I will reblog this every time I have my period

omg ahahaha.

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(Source: rosenotroads)

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

(Source: iraffiruse)

The People That Born Between 1994 And 1999 Are Awesome Because…

marlicouriersix:

swing-in-the-sky:

demi-naynay-gomez:

thebeablefish:

maryyulz:

We already lived in two different millenniums

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We already lived in two different ages

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We already lived in 3 different decades

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We already passed through: 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11

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And we passed through: 12/12/12

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We watched the “End of the World”

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And all that before turning 18!

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you made my life sound so exciting

And we spent most of it on the internet

Yep

(Source: your-generation)

dionsaursaysrawr:

Ok guys I’m redoing this I can’t do 15000 people’s random fact I apologize. A left my phone off for an hour and it had gone up 400 notes there is no way I could keep up so I’m only doing the first 128 reblogs this time

dionsaursaysrawr:

Ok guys I’m redoing this I can’t do 15000 people’s random fact I apologize. A left my phone off for an hour and it had gone up 400 notes there is no way I could keep up so I’m only doing the first 128 reblogs this time

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

pierce-the-tony:

wish-iwerent-here:

rawrawrawrimmahobo:

watchtheskytonight:

wicked-literature:

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

Bam.

J

My mouse accidently slid off of the button and I was like, “dkfsafsa”

barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

93,890 notes
that’s like 93,889 too many
what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:
"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.

barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

93,890 notes

that’s like 93,889 too many

what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:

"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.

mishawinsexster:

Supernatural Dramatic Zooms: A Comprehensive History