little-miss-sunshine35:

juststrokemyglabella:

f1ipster:

danisactuallycry:

iraffiruse:

Listen here, you little shit…

Saturn was NOT a single lady.

"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."

you should not hit dogs

This made me smile

Does this mean they have now had sex with a goat???

Does this mean they have now had sex with a goat???

(Source: unclefather)

poppypicklesticks:

darthvoldemort:

Let it burn

The smell of roasting human flesh never bothered me anyway

(Source: izacless)

koblala:

I FOUND IT AGAIN!!!!

(Source: oestranhomundodek)

(Source: kotikii)

superhighschoolleveluguu:

cutbu:

read more comics

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL

pussiesarefriendsandfood:

awkward-at-best:

literally me if i get married

dykecicle

(Source: giffingtbbt)

stackthekilljoys:

thewolfgirl-lovesaustin:

fappuclno:

masturbending:

hellugh:

invisiblepegasus:

teabeemagestic:

theheartmaid:

toastdurr:

clenfish:

nyehs:

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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popsicles

OTTER POPS!!!!!!!!!

otterpopssssss

theyre ices wtf

Obviously they’re freezies

freeze pops

they’re called freeze pops

freeze pops 100%

ice pops okay???

JUST POPS OK
POPS

NOOOOO THEY’RE BOLIS DUH

they’re ice blocks what the fuck

um they are ice blocks?

teenage-fandoms:

221cbakerstreet:

jadeklaus:

I WOKE UP HOME ALONE AND image

THERE IS A DEERR IN MY HOUSE KJGKJKLLKJ I’M SCARED IT WON’T GO OUTSIDE NAD IT’S EATING MY DOGS FOOD

why would you ever want it to leave it is a magical woodland friend

I love how this picture is obviously taken by someone who is hiding behind a couch

(Source: legsopenforliz)

mischievouswonders:

Oh my god

(Source: poyzn)

(Source: spnfans)

mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

(Source: clumsycarl)

dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

the-diogenes:

*dramatic end credit music*

Will our hero stick to his diet? And just how much paperwork does it take to rig a Korean election?

Find out in two years.